What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:11

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…